Keyshia Cole... Keep Yo Momma Off The Pole

Why God, why? Why does Frankie give us so much to look at... if it's not her hair, fake eyes, garbled speech... it's this Brewshyt right 'chere.

Frankie popped in the famous Magic City in Atlanta and she couldn't just slap a dolla in a thong, she had to climb up and hop onto a pole.

Lord have mercy. Keyshia, keep that lady away from your baby!

Brew TV: Frankie on Judge Mathis

Man down...code 10 situation!!!

Click here for a clear version one and here for version two.

Spotted @ Crunk + Disorderly

FRANKIE THE ANTI MILF GETTIN HER BOOGIE ON......

She needs to be exterminated........

The Frankie Files: Cougar Crackmom Finds Love With Pre-Teen

Um so Frankie is engaged..... yes, engaged! At last count I think Key Key Cole's mama has about 13 kids and maybe 2 have the same father (why wasn't she spayed and neutered?). I don't think she's ever said her real age but it's gotta be somewhere around 213 yrs old. Her fiance is 10 yrs old....... STOP THE WORLD, I WANNA GET OFF!!!!!



He looks like kin to DeWayne Carter, (you know the lil fella with the amazingly potent sperm from NOLA who currently has about 45 women pregnant at the same time) so I fully expect Frank-furter to be pregnant in 3-2-1- FETUS! (yup! she just conceived as I typed this). Is her vagi-cat even habitable?? Oh my head......

If you can stomach it, peep her and her baby boo gettin their matching tattoos in Atlanta. Jesus must be overseas busy with other things cause it seems no matter how many times I beg him he refuses to take the wheel!!!!! UGH!!!

Cornball Corner: Frankie

I'm not an expert on how people act when they smoke that "good, good" but "Exhibit A" below is mighty suspect. Cameras caught Keyshia Cole's mother Frankie walking about the A doing "hood rat stuff" like smackin' dogs on their asses and scaring the shyt out of street musicians. I am making Frankie sit in our Cornball Corner this week. Why am I picking on someone's mammie? Because she's amusing as hell but under that Fedora is a very sad woman who displays some very crackheaded ways. I'm not convinced she's kicked the habit but please stop embarrassing your daughter. "Man, down"!

Man Down - Code 10 - Deez Nuts On Your Chin

I bring to you this lovely gem, courtesy of Frankie. Do we even need to identify her as Keyshia Cole's mother anymore? Watch it. Have a laugh at the expense of that big broad in the skinned leopard. Kill some brain cells. Then jump back to the 4:05 mark... cuz I'm into that prehistoric shit too!



Is it bad that I'm more entertained by the mother and Nefeteria than I am by anything Keyshia ever does? I get more excitement out of pressing my snooze button than I do watching Ms. Cole perform. I'm just sayin'...

Frankie, Frankie, Frankie......

Frankie, Frankie Frankie, what in the cracked out hail is up with you?! You are that train wreck that I logically know I should tightly squeeze my eyes shut and not look at but alas I cannot deny myself the pleasure of taking in, with my own eyes, the hotmessedness that is you. You rock my world Frankie, you complete me, you had me at "Holla, Man down!"......

These pics were taken of Frankie at Sheree Whitfield’s (Real Housewives of Atlanta) “Brand New Me” Divorce Party (that she missed by the way, yeeeeeaaaa, that’s a whole nother blog). But as you can see Frankie was damn sure in the house and got it poppin with a quickness.

This video of Her Royal Crackness is a St. Patty's Day treat, enjoy...




I apologize to my mama for being embarrassed by her rocking her postal uniform as chill out gear, Frankie is evidence that things could always be worse. *sigh*