Corporate Sag

And now for reason #3,425,096 of why we cannot rise as a people...

I present to you the latest fashion "trend" to emerge from 'The Lou: Bagg'ns jeans.

In case you didn't have enough trouble with those jeans that slouch and show your underpannies, these here Bagg'ns come with a double waistband so you can give the illusion of slouch without the actual drawz and crack-showing that's bound to happen with typical slouchy pants. Plus, these are "corporate" friendly because you can actually wear a belt or two! Barack Obama would be so proud.

And ladies, don't feel left out, they make them for you too! The Bagg'ns can be all yours for the recession-friendly price of 56 bucks. And for your internetz wiz kids, they take PayPal too! I tell ya...the sheer genius of my people frightens me.