ALL HAIL THE PIG!!!!!!

BACON....... is surely proof that not only is there a God but that he loves us immensely!

ahhhh .......bacon bacon bacon yummy yummy bacon . I had a turkey panini for lunch and let me tell ya! that damn sandwich was dee-fuggin-licious! The turkey was fresh, the cheese was gooey and tangy and dare I say the bacon is set that motha off!!!!

Damn the rice, at my wedding I want people to throw bacon bits and with any luck a few will land in my mouth

oh and all you 5%'ers, muslims, vegans, anti-pig enthusiasts and the like can kiss my pork enhanced ass!!!

And see, some people love bacon so much they make a bra out of it...... that must be dreamy to smell all day..... YUM-O!!!!