A Crazy Brawd Cannot Be Denied!

Fellas, here's a little tip. Let's say you get yourself a Gumar. And you keep her around for EIGHT and a half years... taking her on trips... meeting friends and family...dancin' all up in the videos. Once your wife files for divorce, she thinks. 'YES, WE'RE GONNA MAKE THIS HAPPEN!' *mistress fist pump!* and you Cheaty McCheaterson, say 'Um yea.. you know what? I'mma stick it out with my bride!'



That's nice.. dat's real nice you are all about that 'commitment'. Kudos for you. Really.. go black love! Well, do not expect your 8 1/2 year Gumar to take it well. This could happen to you.

#EPICCHEATFAIL!

"A fuming mistress catapulted retribution into a new orbit by plastering the country with billboards that show her nuzzling a married New York business honcho and adviser to President Obama"

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Why Thinking With Your Little Head Makes You An Idiot

...and jobless!

ESPN baseball analyst Steve Phillips was fired last night... just a week after admitting he had an affair with a production assistant. In typical "I'm going to rehab to fix myself" fashion, Phillips is now going to a treatment facility "to address his personal issues."

WHATEVER!

Phillips' put his peen in a 22 year old subordinate while his wife was at home with the kiddies. That's his "personal issue."  After he broke it off, the assistant went straight up boilin' bunnies Fatal Attraction/Long Island I might shoot your wife in the face Lolita on this dude. Calling the wife, showing up at the house and trying to contact his teenage son via Facebook. The wife has now filed for divorce. Good on her!

The production assistant has also been fired by the network.

I know affairs are rarely as simple as "looks" and are often about what need that person fulfills within you, but dammit-hey, if you cheat on me, that bish better be on some Gisele Bundchen, Halleluyah Berry, Salma Hayek type steeze.

I'm just sayin'...

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Brew News: David Gets It IN?

David Letterman on his show, last night told of the extortion plot he's been a 'victim' to. Apparently he's been putting it in, some of the women who work for him. Yeesh, isn't this America? What's the point of having a TV show with your name on it, if you can't freely fondlate the underlings? (I kid, seriously, yuk!) Personally, I'm glad he knows that sex with him is a 'creepy' thing...but anywhoo..the story:

"Someone tried to extort $2 million from him over the affairs. CBS says an employee has been charged with attempted grand larceny in the case.
Letterman told his story during a taping of his show, mixing in jokes to an audience that seemed confused about what it was. He called it a "bizarre experience" that left him feeling disturbed and menaced.

In a release from the show's production company, Letterman said he referred the matter to the Manhattan district attorney's office. An investigation ended in an arrest Thursday after Letterman issued a phony $2 million check to keep the matter silent.

"I was worried for myself, I was worried for my family," he said. "I felt menaced by this, and I had to tell them all of the creepy things that I had done."
"The creepy stuff was that I have had sex with women who work for me on this show," he said.
"My response to that is yes, I have. Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Yes, it would, especially for the women."

Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/01/david-letterman-extortion_n_307221.html


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