Dear Mommy....

I know you're mad at daddy for.... well for a lot of ish 

But for the love of Madam C.J. Walker, please do my effin hair.!!! I didn't ask to be born and since I am incapable of styling my own joint at the moment I would appreciate a lil consideration before you showcase me to the world. 

Mommy, I am a cute kid, quit tryin to play me!!!!

Love,

Your babygurl...... bruised but not broken :(