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Sunday, March 14, 2010

Celebrity Concern Letter: Mel B

Dear Mel,

My Granny used to tell me that when a women does something drastic to her hair it usually means there is Brewshyt going on in her life. Whatever the case may be this latest do is not the business. You're too cute for this ignance and while we're on the topic stop passing down bad acts of hair to your kids as well.

Love,
A Witch

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Friday, November 13, 2009

Dear Mommy....


I know you're mad at daddy for.... well for a lot of ish 



But for the love of Madam C.J. Walker, please do my effin hair.!!! I didn't ask to be born and since I am incapable of styling my own joint at the moment I would appreciate a lil consideration before you showcase me to the world. 


Mommy, I am a cute kid, quit tryin to play me!!!!

Love,


Your babygurl...... bruised but not broken :(

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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Child Abuse or Baby Mystique???? Eddie's Babygirl Gets a Mohawk....



I hear ya Mel B. who has time to comb a babies hair when you have that tight lil body to maintain????.......



Bitch!!

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