Cornball Corner: Momanagers

Today's Cornball Corner is dedicated to those pesty parental figures known as "Momanagers". This phrase was made popular by singer Brandy and her Momanager, Sonia Norwood. I can't front on The Sonia though, especially after her recent appearance on "For the Love of Ray J". Her side-eye game is lethal! I will focus on two other Momanagers that irk the ish out of me.

Let's start with Dina Lohan or "White Oprah" as my fav blogger Michael K calls her. Dina likes the spotlight, so much so that she'll pimp out her daughter Lindsay to stay relevant or lie about her past career as a Rockette. I never understood parents who want to party with their children, it's just weird. Dina, your whole Long Island Lolita steeze needs to move "to the left, to the left" and please stop defending your daughter's crazy, not a good look.

Next up, Ti-Ti-Ti-Tina!  Tina Douglas could be a borderline MILF if she just learned to stay out of the club and her daughter Ashanti's business. They say she is the reason Nelly won't wife her. Tina, you do know you have another daughter right? And from the looks of these pictures, she surely could need some of your time. It's all so "bananas" as Ashanti would say.

Buster Swag: Bow Wow

Stick a fork in this little tater tot, he's done. "Rapper" Bow Wow has announced that he's retiring from rap...again. The announcement comes on the heels of Tiny Tim's latest flop, New Jack City II. The Wankster recently told realtalknyc.com, "This is my last album because for me, there's no more that needs to be done on the music side, I've done everything." Um, I guess? New Jack City II sold a dismal 30, 900 units and debuted at No. 16 on Billboard. This isn't the first time pint size performer threw down the mic. He retired from his high chair back in 2006. Bow Weakzy says he wants to now focus on being a thespian and shit...and noted his profound past acting roles in "Entourage" and "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift". I'm going to put Bow in a stroller and walk him back down memory lane for a minute, back to when he was a cute little squirt trying to be hard. Instead of a hard head that's still little.

Celebrity Letter: Bow "Weak"zy

Dear Bow Wow, I'ma need for you to find something to do. I liked you when you first came out because you were little and cute. Now, you're still little but not so cute. Your studio gangsta steeze is really getting my panties in a bunch. It seems that all you do is pick fake beefs with your birdie chest stuck out. So now I hear that you're going after Lil Wayne and Kanye West for using auto tune when they rap? Okay, I kinda see your point, it can be a bit irritating, but then again, so can you. So how about you turn all that little napoleon complex fueled fury to your producers who set you up big time on your latest flop? Just a suggestion, goodbye!

WB's Cornball Corner: Rick Wagoner

Monday's "Cornball Corner" post is a little late cuz I was out doing hood rat stuff. Today's post is dedicated to the 20 million dollar bama that his Rick Wagoner. The former General Motors CEO was forced out after running the company into the ground. Did he get a spanking and mouth balls like Ving Rhames on "Pulp Fiction"? Nope, he got a $20 million dollar retirement package. So this bitch is set...fo life..and my life and your life and your mamma's life. Wagoner worked for GM for nearly 32 years and he's vested according to a GM spin doctor. Wagoner hasn't official left the company yet. He's too busy asking the government for more money to bailout the lagging auto giant. Rick Wagoner you are the weakest link, goodbye!