Celebrity Letter: Bow "Weak"zy

Dear Bow Wow, I'ma need for you to find something to do. I liked you when you first came out because you were little and cute. Now, you're still little but not so cute. Your studio gangsta steeze is really getting my panties in a bunch. It seems that all you do is pick fake beefs with your birdie chest stuck out. So now I hear that you're going after Lil Wayne and Kanye West for using auto tune when they rap? Okay, I kinda see your point, it can be a bit irritating, but then again, so can you. So how about you turn all that little napoleon complex fueled fury to your producers who set you up big time on your latest flop? Just a suggestion, goodbye!