Not My Precious “Hally-Burr”

Oh Harper’s Bazaar what have you done to our precious Halle Berry (or Hally-Burr if you’re from where I’m from)? What did you do to her face?

The 42 year old is looking not-so-fresh-faced on the cover of the May issue of the magazine. Come on Harper’s, ya’ll can come better than that. This woman doesn’t need much retouching to rock a cover. Let’s keep her Photoshopping to a minimum to prevent future tragedies like this.

On an up note though, Halle says her 33 year old model boyfriend helps to keep her “mojo mojo-in." Fawnda would be so proud!