That’s Just My Baby Daddy

Levi Johnston is hitting the talk show circuit, trying to clear his, ahem, good name. He claims the family of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin have given him the side eye since his baby, Tripp, was born in December. Johnston hit Tyra Banks’ couch this week to stop the spread of vicious lies about him and his family. (Can you sense my empathy?) Take a look…







While it’s fun to crack a joke here and there about backwoods Alaska, the bigger issue here is the number of lives that have been affected by a Puritan, unrealistic approach to sex. Condoms are sold everywhere…hell, they’ve got pregnancy tests at the Dollar Store, you can probably get some low-rate Trojans there too. I’m all for abstaining, let’s face it, sex is great but that crap brings a whole load of problems and emotions if you do it before you’re ready. America needs to get real, no, scratch that, middle and right-wing America need to get real about sex. Buying your kid a purity ring does not make them remain pure. It’s jewelry. Period. Talking about sex won’t make your kids want to actually have sex. Chances are, they already want to have sex or at least exchange some freaky sex texases. Don’t put the fear of God in them, just be realistic. And remember, you were 16 once.

And P.S. Don’t tattoo your baby momma’s name on your finger. That never ends well!