Divorce Texases

A Saudi man dumped his wife by text message. Is that better than getting the boot from a Post It? Classy, eh?

The man was in Iraq when he took a break from his jihad antics to send the texases notifying the wife that she was no longer his wife. Then he called two of his relatives. So, let’s get this straight: they are worthy of a call and not the wife? Damn shame how women get treated.

This is believed to be the first known divorce by text in Saudi Arabia. Under Saudi law, a man can divorce his wife by saying “I divorce you” three times. A court finalized the deal after contacting the two relatives who’d been notified of the split by phone.

Now that is some gangsta shizz.