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Witches' Brew: When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong Case # 761: D'Angelo

Sunday, March 7, 2010

When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong Case # 761: D'Angelo

There are times when I wish I could rent-a-ding-a-ling, but I push through the drought and work it out, if you know what I mean! Hee hee. So I cram to understand why singer D'Angelo felt the need to offer a Street Human Resource Specialist $40.00 to lick his R&B lollipop. Turns out that street walker was an undercover cop. D'Angelo, a.k.a. Michael Archer was busted early this morning and charged with solicitation. Police also found $12,000 in cash stashed in his car. I had to sort through all the recent bloated pictures of D'Angelo to find this throwback picture when he was super swexy! On a side note: did Angie Stone put some Miss Celie "until you do right by me" curse on his arse? Since he dissed her, this boy can't catch a break. Where is the comeback CD son? This is why we will never rise (pun intended) as a people!

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At Sunday, March 7, 2010 at 8:35:00 PM EST , Blogger Reggie said...

You can beat an egg and you can beat a drum, but you can't beat a $40 blowjob!!!

I've never done that and I honestly don't believe that I would do that, but I ain't mad at him. Maybe he was in a tight?!? Who knows?!? Me, I wouldn't have done it because I'm too scared of catching cooties, but maybe he's just a brave soul or maybe he was just that damned horny?!? Who knows?!?

By the way, there are times that I've wanted to rent out my good old Alabama black snake and times weren't even tight. But truth be told, I couldn't just stick it anywhere and there's no telling who'd want to rent it.

At Monday, March 8, 2010 at 9:47:00 AM EST , Blogger BreeIAm said...

Reggie, I'mma say it again... YOU NASSY!


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