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Witches' Brew: Brew Commentary: How To Lose A Girl in 10 Days....

Monday, April 5, 2010

Brew Commentary: How To Lose A Girl in 10 Days....

Despite what many of you testosterone horders think, The Witches love you like cooked food. So we decided to compile a list of irritating offenses men tend to do and may not know it. Don't worry, you can thank us later.
So let's get it:

1) Men who refer to themselves in the third person: This just sounds weird and unless you're quoting Shakespeare, stop it, stat!

2) Men who feel they don't need anyone to succeed: We like it when your pull yourself up by your own bootstraps, but acting like you can do it all alone and not giving any props to the great trailblazers who laid  the path you now walk your Prada loafers on? C'mon Son!

3) Men who namedrop: So what you had launch with Tyler Perry's ball tickler. So what Columbus Short is your third cousin, twice removed. Scrub move. That is all.

4) Men who think Subway is a meal: This is a place where you grab a sandwhich after leaving the barber shop. I don't need that weird tasting bread from you. Ever!

5) Men who think a "date" is to lay up in your house and eat YOUR food: This is self-explanatory. Right Kendu?

6) Men who think an "outing" is to come over and watch his DVD (foo', buy me a movie ticket): See #5

7) Men who "cook" for you to avoid taking you to dinner (and by "cook," I mean on the George Foreman grill): The gesture is nice, I guess, but my insides are now doing the Cha-Cha slide from your runny burger. Food Fail!
So Brewchies, what else bothers you about our male friends? The Witches' are listening...



At Tuesday, April 6, 2010 at 11:08:00 AM EDT , Anonymous Allupinya said...

See that why yall Witches don't have a man!


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