Breezy Picks Up A Charge...Or Two

Ike 2.0 (Chris Brown) was charged with felony assault and making criminal threats today. The documents list Robyn F. as the victim (we all know who that is).

Brown will be arraigned at 3:30 pm (LA time).

He could face close to 5 years in the slammer...but word is his legal team ain't having that. They're working on a plea deal.

Hope he finds a nice biggun' in prison to protect him...