Dreamgirls They Are Not

See folks...see what happens when good fashion goes bad?!?

Jennifer Hudson performed in this get up over the weekend. Is she hiding Punk's seed or did she forget her Spanx? When your pockets look like you're holding them open but you're not, then there's a problem. What in the world is going on...somebody get Andre Leon Talley on the horn, STAT!

And Beyonce rocked this frock for a shoot last weekend in New York.

Now, I get that Sasha is all fashion forward these days and I understand this is a Thierry Mugler piece, and he's the king of forward, but my oh my, what is up with those hips? She doesn't need any help making that area stand out. It looks like we'll be seeing more of Bee's distorted hips coming soon since Mugler will be outfitting the diva for her tour.

Oh my...