WB's Cornball Corner: Coolio

Today's "Cornball Corner" is dedicated to the one hit wonder Coolio. Cops arrested the Grammy-winning bama on suspicion of felony narcotics possession Friday at LAX. The "rapper" (yeah right) whose real name is Artis Leon Ivey, Jr., was trying to board a flight when agents discovered that bin Laden in his pocket. He was arrested then released on $10,000 bail. Coolio, 45, (yeah right) most recently appeared on several reality shows including "Celebrity Fear Factor" and the online program, "Cookin with Coolio". Now I know why he was always sprinkling baking soda in every dish! Coolio you're a grown ass man! I'ma need you right here (holding finger/thumb at eye level) How about drinking a 40 ounce of "upgrade"? Lose the three, thin baby braids, the youngin' gear, seek some lotion and Jesus before you end up with DMX, Amy Winehouse and Pookie in the Carter!