The Benjamin Button Files: Somali Pirate

This is the "teenaged" Somali pirate who police say stole the captain of an American cargo ship earlier this month. He is on trial in New York City and the only survivor left from the band of thieves that tried to get gully on the Maersk Alabama. Yo, this dude is a teenager? His parents claim his 16, U.S. authorities say he's 18. WTF? Do they age backwards in Somalia?. He looks old as hell. Something ain't right. Is it the sun? Or, that pirate steeze? Please explain...because this right here is some Benjamin Button shit!