Celebrity Letter: J-No

Dear Jenny,
What happened to the block? All you seem to do lately is show up at events and pose for pictures with that fugazee mouth pout thing you do. It's really sad to see you struggling to remain relevant. I have heard that sometimes marriage sucks the life out of the sexy. Maybe that's the case here. I mean your husband does kinda look like an insect and insects do spend most of their days sucking blood and other fluids out of stuff. Maybe Marc got hongray? I have followed your career from the beginning when you were bragging about riding the "No. 6" and riding hard for Diddy. Man, you could dance your ass off! I excused all the marriages because that's life and sometimes you have to do hood rat stuff. Now I'm really afraid that your career is in the shitter with the kids that I just dropped off at the pool. Maybe it was the terrible movie scripts. Do you wake up in a sweat whenever you think of "Gigli"? Maybe it was the rumors about your ties to Scientology? Cults are never a good look. Methinks it's time for a little reflection period, stat. Max and Emme, come get yo momma!