How To Qualify for Your Own Stimulus Package.....

If you are the type that doesn't lose her lunch at the mere thought of fondling wrinkly penis then sign up for seekingarrangement.com, where they describe themselves as "the elite sugar daddy dating site", well shit, I hear that! There you will find wealthy, much older, much married men who don't really have time for games and playing tiddlywinks with young heffas who are still starry eyed about love and romance. They are old and horny and want to get it on with a young, tight hottie who is pretty much down for whatever. In exchange you get lavished with material items, dinners, vacations and the list goes on and on.

We don't judge here at the Brew, and hey times are tough for everyone. There's an abundance of penis in the world and well if you're gonna sneak and hide with a married man, who says you can't be smart about it and get one who can afford a side piece or two? Besides screwing a married man for love is so passé, smarten up ladies! (not that we condone that kinda thing, imjussayin....)