BET Awards: "Dat's Dat Brewshit!"

7:28
Ewwww Mario.... no hur??? NO SIR!!!



7:32
Fuck Jeremiah and this wack ass "born day sex" shit! freakin garbage. Mike is not happy with this!

7:41
Hmmmm Monica's hur???? hmmmm...... (I'm not gonna even post a pic, last time we said something about Monica we got e-slapped...)

7:58
Ok Imma be needing Overbite Combs to sit dern somewhere and let these tools perform....



8:00
New Edition, opening.....not bad, not bad at all.... Ralph was a lil winded though.

8:05
Jamie Foxx, "Beat It" this some funny shit! He's a fool! doin it in his Beat it Knickers!



8:15
Truly hate the NBA players and their addiction to grandma's jewels.... ugh! Your iced out eear

8:17
Hmmm Weezy looks like he got a facial.... good shit dude



8:23
Kurry Hilson, okay, just okay, that fit at the end..... thumbs down! (did she get the wrong memo? We lost MJ genius!, Elvis already left us....)



8:26
Neyo, why do all the wrong people have baldies tonight??? NO SIR NEYO!!!
great job on your song though, really......



8:35
Holy Retina Batman! is Anthony Anderson thin?!!!!??
KeKe- the sangin.... hmmm ok - still not clear what the pink and red get up was about Ant but eh! eff it! So did you call 1-800-Jenny?



8:36
Jamie's back with "Blame It on the Alcohol" I love him, right now he can do no wrong

Tyra bet not sweat too much, her glued yaky pieces gon slip out.... trust me, I know....

T-Pain and his Big Ass Chain..... DIE!!!



Travis Barker!!!! YES!!! ok this was hot, dope, ya'll know....



Tiny, Toya... have a suicide party.... good grief!



8:48

Mike's glove is turning doo doo brown right now with the Soulja Doofis shit....



8:51
hmmmm Chaka took a couple bags of hair out her head.... interesting...

damn T-pain look like a barbecued raisin, WTF!

yes Neyo.... think hats... always.... even in the shower boo...

is Tre having a hard time reading??? could be that u have on SUNGLASSES INDOORS YOU DUMB FUCK!!

9:01
ok it's ya'lls second coming of Jesus with a vagina.... Beyonce...let's see...

she singing that song from the 'save the dogs" commercial w/ Sarah Mccoughlin, gets me every time..this vagina Jesus gon make me cry

I'm confused as fug by this performance but B got mad, crazy, stupid Stans and I don't want no trouble..... I come in peace...



9:11

Shanaynay and Wanda.... "Skank Robbers" I'm dead, YES!



9:14

oh shit these God broads gon have me in here humping my sofa, ..... "God in me..."
They a lil sexy for Jesus but that's for another blog......

King Latifah came out and really put it down! "Give it to em King!"



9:23
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS ON TARAJI'S HEAD????? A HAIR HAT??

9:27
Neyo didn't I tell you hats at all times?! even in the shower...... I hate forkin repeating myself! shit!

9:30

oh no no no no, me no likey the Sweat..... what is this elderly 2 step he's doing???? get off that stage pops!

9:33

Aaron Hall pay your video hoe baby mama her child support!!!



9:42
oh CiCi, go model and stop punishing me with this singing.... what the fork did I ever do to you?? damn!



10:01
That is one sexy ass Camel.... "HOVA HOVA HOVA!"



10:08

So when will this thing come back around to MJ??? they are not focused...

10:11

Um Don Cornelius finna die up there people!!!

Seems like Don can't read.... he got that Tre Songz, it's like the Swine Flu of reading....

10:18
Damn Johnny got that aggressive R&B voice, I think my pannies just fell....10:28
Ok I need Don escorted off...HIM IS RAMBLING AND HIM CAN'T READ!!!!10:33
Took a dump during the Ojay segment....

10:40
Ok I'm back and they are still performing, we need a BET sniper..... STAT!

10:43
Ok no disrespect, but is it a good thing for Michael Jackson to say 'I like what ur wearing?" I'm just asking Johnny Gill??? just asking....

10:56
So Chris Brown doing "Beat It" must be the crescendo for the end huh?

10:59
wow! check out Mr. Keys finally looking like she only has a vagina as opposed to a peen too..... you go! beautiful!

11:07

Oh God, I wanna burn Taraji's hair hat!.......

11:09
OH-MY-GAWD!!! Tiny is accepting: "mah husband in the pin ova dat thing, but we is reel reel thankful, watch mah show!"

11:15
NO! FAIL MAXWELL!! teeny weeny afro does not make my loins jump.....

11:20
Toya: "for years I been stuck in this box" roach motel?????

11:27
Um Drake looks like Jason Kidd and Tony Parker's love child.....

11:37
Awwww Janet....



11:40
I absolutely cannot take seeing pics of young Michael, the first boy I ever loved....