Cornball Corner: The Hamburglar

What is it about the colored and fast food joints? Police arrested this Hungry-Hungry-Hippo after he called 911 repeatedly claiming he got short-changed from a McDonald's ringer-upper near Portland. 23-year-old Jeremy Martin told police he gave the girl at the window a ten dollar bill but only got a "burger and a fry". Dispatchers told him to step, but he kept calling. So they hauled his bloated ass to the clink. Big boy you are the Brew's Cornball of the week, weak, weak!