Abdul: Out!

When the crazies come, you betta tell them to be quiet and go back into that little room in yo' head! Paula Abdul will probably not be returning to American Idol next season according to her manager. Ms. Abdul reportedly hoped to land a $20 million dollar contract but show producers only offered her $10 million. Meanwhile, Ryan Seacrest will be paid $15 million and Simon "Man-boobs" Cowell will earn more than $100 million (*blank stare*).