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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Brew Beat Down Recipient of the Week: Mariah Carey Cannon....

PUT SOME MUTHAEFFIN CLOTHES ON!!!! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!! I forkin love you man! I really do, and yes you are well preserved coupled with the fact that I know firsthand that young peen makes your teeth white and keeps your skin clear...... BUT! it would not kill you to dress age appropriate just once in your life Mrs. Cannon!

For crying out loud! who's peen do I have to suck to get you to put some real clothes on!!!???? You couldn't find a sassy, business casual get up for this album cover????

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At Wednesday, July 8, 2009 at 4:17:00 PM EDT , BreeIAm said...: butterflies don't wear clothes.
At Wednesday, July 8, 2009 at 4:33:00 PM EDT , SUpreme said...: STOP HATING.

So ridiculously obvious that a woman wrote this...at some point, she WILL lose her sex appeal. But while she's got it, she might as well flaunt. Every day, there's another brand new, fresh-faced singer who can not only carry a note, can gather attention cuz she's sexy as hell and has an amzing body. It's reality.

Patti LaBelle can sing ANYONE under the table. Guess what? Most heads under 40 ain't checkin for her. Not cuz she ain't talented - cuz she physically can't appeal to the buying public. But Britney Spears no-talent a$$? She can go nutso, cuss like a sailor AND cut her hair off - and still go plat after a 3 year lay-off.

Mariah has amazing beauty and an amazing body to match her amazing voice. Eartha Kitt kept her sex appeal going into her SIXTIES cuz she had it like that.

There are twenty year-olds who WISH they had that body. Stop hating and give credit where credit is due. She's NOT MJB or Alicia Keys, who transcend the need to have to show skin. As talented as she is, she's been a sex-kitten from her 2nd album and on. It's worked to the tune of over 200 million albums worldwide.

I think I'd stick with the formula, too.
At Wednesday, July 8, 2009 at 4:34:00 PM EDT , Brooke said...: Teeth white? really?

hmmmm.... ;-)
At Wednesday, July 8, 2009 at 4:37:00 PM EDT , Jem said...: Girl it does whiten the teeth... I mean, so I hear.
At Wednesday, July 8, 2009 at 4:52:00 PM EDT , Cruz said...: So a shirt that actually meets her ass crack would mess up her paper game??? hmmmmm, interesting....
At Wednesday, July 8, 2009 at 4:54:00 PM EDT , Cruz said...: and just so I'm clear "So ridiculously obvious that a woman wrote this"..... cause said woman is 'HATING' right?
At Wednesday, July 8, 2009 at 5:00:00 PM EDT , SUpreme said...: Well, considering that the top-selling women over the past 20 years - Madonna, Janet & Mariah - all have continued their sex appeal (Madonna's FIFTY) and have been met with great sales...I'd say YES.

I might think a little knowledge about entertainment might be in order for you women...instead of hating.

Perhpas some need to step their game up to match that body as well. Funny how this is always an issue with women. I've NEVER heard a single man on Earth get upset that LL takes his shirt off at every opportunity when it comes time to try to sell a project.

Cuz we don't CARE. If that's his hustle to sell, more power to ya, bruh - regardless of age.
At Wednesday, July 8, 2009 at 5:02:00 PM EDT , SUpreme said...: Oh, didn't see your second comment - no, not cuz she's hating. Cuz it's WHAT she's hating about.

No heterosexual American man would have an issue with that album cover. If a man worte this, then I'll gladly shut up and apologize.

But we BOTH know he didn't. So the hypothetical "why it GOT to be a woman?" argument is null and void, thank you.
At Wednesday, July 8, 2009 at 5:06:00 PM EDT , Cruz said...: LL could use a shirt too.... who's upset though? It boggles me when the 'talented' take their clothes off for sales. I mean she's not Ashanti, she's Mariah- fuckin-Carey!!! She's awesome.....

And pipe down with all the "you women need to get your bodies in order" venom, sweet Jesus, is it that serious? I never understand men who have to cut down an entire gender to make a point.... my goodness!
At Wednesday, July 8, 2009 at 5:08:00 PM EDT , BreeIAm said...: I swear I'm going to take the word 'hating' out to the back and shoot it.
At Wednesday, July 8, 2009 at 5:09:00 PM EDT , Cruz said...: Wow you are hell bent on being a tool.... I never came with the "why it gotta be a woman" argument, in fact there was no argument at all and no denial that it was a woman. It was a question, asked because I think the word 'hating' is so often the 'go to' when that is in fact often not the case. It is actually possible to be confused about a person/place/thing and not be 'hating' on it.... amazing.
At Wednesday, July 8, 2009 at 5:11:00 PM EDT , SUpreme said...: Um...I said "perhaps SOME". The ones who respond to a statement that definitively does not apply to all tend to have subconscious guilt according to some psychologists and experts.

I don't EVER cut down an entire gender - I'm very specific with my words. But I see I touched a cord with at least ONE person...lolz.

Did you write the article? Cuz it came off as hatign to me, and I don't change my opinion. The talented have to take their clothes off - this is a surprise to who?

That's America...Narnia and Neverland are OTHER exits. since the reality is the country's always been that way...

"I deal with the real, and if it's artificial, let it be..." - The Roots
At Wednesday, July 8, 2009 at 5:15:00 PM EDT , Cruz said...: ok yes, I'm a fat, ugly, troll.... damn you got me! have a good night....I quit this bitch!
At Wednesday, July 8, 2009 at 5:16:00 PM EDT , SUpreme said...: LMAO. I know exactly what I mean by hating. And it applies in THIS case. So be it. If that means being a "tool", so be it as well. I could describe you as an offensive name as well, but I don't know you and choose not to...at this point.

Fact is, I KNEW reading it that a woman wrote it, because it's a typical comment you'd expect to hear from a woman about another woman. And, in my opinion, knocking someone whose got a body like that for showing it off as part of her career is hating. Models do it as long as they possibly can - are you crying for Cindy Crawford or Rachel Hunter to put some clothes on?

Lolz...too easy.
At Wednesday, July 8, 2009 at 5:21:00 PM EDT , Cruz said...: WHO THE FUCK WAS KNOCKING HER???!!!!! ARE YOU EVEN READING????? It's a stretch to wonder why a 40 year old woman is hesitant to display a lil class????

ok this time I quit fa real.... unreal
At Wednesday, July 8, 2009 at 5:22:00 PM EDT , SUpreme said...: "The winner - and still UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOORRRRRRLLLLLLDDD...

SUPREME!!!"

***shakes clenched hands in the air, waves to crowd as handlers hold various belts in the air while Method Man's "Bring The Pain" plays over arena soundsystem***
At Wednesday, July 8, 2009 at 5:24:00 PM EDT , SUpreme said...: Lol...got her cussin' 'n' errythang...

Got the U.S. Open...Advantage, SUpreme.
At Thursday, July 9, 2009 at 2:45:00 PM EDT , Unknown said...: lmao yall funny

i think she could be sexy with more clothes on too..but i digress..dont want to upset the eye of the tiger again

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