G-gggggggggg Damn!

Well this is what happens when the G-Unit meets your face!

Lloyd Banks, along with 3 other men, were popped for assaulting road manager and "Canadian booking artist" Chris Hines in an Ontario, Canada hotel.

Hines suffered ... well, you look at the pic and tell me.

Sources say Banks was scheduled to perform a few songs at Club N.V. last Friday. But, in typical Negro fashion, he got there late and only performed half a track before walking off the stage which only further pissed off the fans.

Hines refused to pay Banks and that's when the fight happened. Apparently, disgruntled fans have been leaving their comments about the poor performance online, but the comments have been taken down from Thisis50.com.

Now, see, if I had a "deal" and G-Unit money (whatever that means), I'd have my minions do the face-breaking work.  What's pretty Lloyd gonna do in jail?  Hmmmm?

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Parliament Slamfest

The South Korean National Assembly was supposed to be voting on a media reform bill but instead they went straight Mike Tyson up in that piece.

The assembly finally passed the reform bill to privatize the media, but only after police ended the ruckus.

Now, if we could just get Congress to brush up on their sucker-punching skills we might have some decent health care up in here.

Brew Beat Down Recipient of the Week: Mariah Carey Cannon....

PUT SOME MUTHAEFFIN CLOTHES ON!!!! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!! I forkin love you man! I really do, and yes you are well preserved coupled with the fact that I know firsthand that young peen makes your teeth white and keeps your skin clear...... BUT! it would not kill you to dress age appropriate just once in your life Mrs. Cannon!

For crying out loud! who's peen do I have to suck to get you to put some real clothes on!!!???? You couldn't find a sassy, business casual get up for this album cover????