"Brew-vice": Boobs and Your Boo......

Man boobs...... pretty taboo topic huh? Well we can't run from it. With the shortage of good, decent single men out there it would be pretty damn foolish to send your squeeze packing over his growing mammary glands. So us Brewster's are here to offer some tips to those who love men with excess titty meat:

1. Work out with him, he has tits and you are growing one below yours.... oh nope! that's just extra belly, now you can't even see your feet anymore. "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone "Tsk tsk girlfriend.... tsk tsk...

2. Have "Keep it real Tuesdays" with your boo. "Honey you have tits and lately I feel like a lesbian when we have sex". "Keep it real Tuesdays" can potentially have a life changing effect on your boo boo.

3. Eff it! buy the ninja a bra..... I mean he'll either get offended and slap the good intentions outta your wise guy ass or he'll ask "oh babe, you think they have this same one in aqua?" Either way your relationship will be forever changed...

4. Pass him your newborn and say "Babe I'm tired, can you feed the baby tonight?" He'll be stunned and wondering if the emergency room will do a 'walk-in' breast reduction.....

5. Embrace them! He's ya boo for crying out loud! the one who massages and kisses your feet and lies that you having 7 toes is what he loves most about you. You got alot of nerve Ms. Xtra Toes! Besides, don't cha think it might be kinda fun going to Vickie's Secret together and picking out matching bras ????

When life gives you lemons make lemonade bitches! Toodles!