Brew News: Gun Hidden In Fat Rolls

An overweight Texas inmate is in even more trouble with the law after a gun was found hidden in his fat rolls. 500 lb. inmate George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility. The 25 year old was actually in jail for selling illegal copies of CDs. The cops had already searched Vera (apparently, not too well) and he was searched again at the city and county jails, but they never found anything. Vera told police about the 9mm gun before he hit the showers. The gun was hidden in a roll of skin.

Eww!

Whatever happened to just hiding a file (or the salami) in jail?