'Scuse Me Miss, Is That Beer Under Your Housecoat?

A Louisiana woman was busted for smuggling a case of beer from a store. She stuffed the 20 pound case between her thighs then made her exit. Talk about some thunda thighs!

I mean, it is hot in Louisiana. Maybe she wanted to keep her cooch cool? Maybe?!?

42 year old Lisa Newsome was nabbed Monday for the August 22nd theft. Police say when they finally figured out who she was and tracked her down, Newsome volunteered to show them how she smuggled the beer out of the store.

Newsome is still behind bars, on a $1,000 bond.

And I always wondered what lurked under my momma's housecoat.