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Witches' Brew: Brew Fashion: Fur Fever

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Brew Fashion: Fur Fever


It's a cold as a Witches tittay outside but with this deep freeze comes big responsibility. Namely the knowledge on when to pull out the fur. Now, I'm not a fur chick. It's just too much coat for me and more importantly, what do I look like stuffing all that puffy dead animal into my Honda Accord? But I get it, furs can fun for some, unless you're PETA. That said, just because you own a fur or, in some cases, are still paying on one, that doesn't mean you have to rock it everywhere.

Here are few places furs should never be:
1) Clubs - You know you're not going to leave your chinchilla with the hoodrat coat check girl so what you gonna carry it around all night? Your arm will self-combust!


2) Job Interviews - If you look like you make more than the CEO of the company or one of dem Dynasty chicks why should they hire you?

3) Dates - You will look like a hoe with her pimp, nuff said.

4) Church - If you're rocking a full length fox best believe people will be checking to see how much you put in the offering plate!

5) Malls - chicks who rock fur look like they should be shopping in stand alone stores in posh neighborhoods not doing mall laps with the senior citizens.


Fur responsibly peoples!

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At Sunday, January 10, 2010 at 10:23:00 PM EST , Blogger Citizen Ojo said...

Somebody's fur look like a Grizzly was killed in making it..

 

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