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Witches' Brew: Brew Fashion: Fur Fever

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Brew Fashion: Fur Fever

It's a cold as a Witches tittay outside but with this deep freeze comes big responsibility. Namely the knowledge on when to pull out the fur. Now, I'm not a fur chick. It's just too much coat for me and more importantly, what do I look like stuffing all that puffy dead animal into my Honda Accord? But I get it, furs can fun for some, unless you're PETA. That said, just because you own a fur or, in some cases, are still paying on one, that doesn't mean you have to rock it everywhere.

Here are few places furs should never be:
1) Clubs - You know you're not going to leave your chinchilla with the hoodrat coat check girl so what you gonna carry it around all night? Your arm will self-combust!

2) Job Interviews - If you look like you make more than the CEO of the company or one of dem Dynasty chicks why should they hire you?

3) Dates - You will look like a hoe with her pimp, nuff said.

4) Church - If you're rocking a full length fox best believe people will be checking to see how much you put in the offering plate!

5) Malls - chicks who rock fur look like they should be shopping in stand alone stores in posh neighborhoods not doing mall laps with the senior citizens.

Fur responsibly peoples!



At Sunday, January 10, 2010 at 10:23:00 PM EST , Blogger Citizen Ojo said...

Somebody's fur look like a Grizzly was killed in making it..


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