Cougar Sexy Alert: Janet Jackson Gives You a Sexy Lesson...

Damita Joe took in the Pringle of Scotland show during London's Fashion week, and showed you brawds how to do, sexy cougar.

Buttoned up classic white shirt, pretty much unbuttoned? CHECK, leopard cashmere cardigan? CHECK, form fitting but not sleazy tight pencil skirt? CHECK, cinch it all together with a luxe belt? Check! Form fitting, classic fabrics and cuts with a little skin. Tits OR Ass, Pick one, ladies. ANY QUESTIONS?

Accessorize all of that with the scary swarthy vampire hybrid of Robert Deniro and BOTH of your ex husbands? CHECK!