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Witches' Brew: Brew Public Service Annoucement: PUT EM ON THE GLASS, SPINSTER!!

Monday, March 15, 2010

Brew Public Service Annoucement: PUT EM ON THE GLASS, SPINSTER!!


You read that right!

PUT 'EM ON THE GLASS, SPINSTER!!
TIME'S A WASTING!

Today's lesson comes (loosely) from Sir Mix- A-Lot, from the Yorkshire um.. A-Lots.?

I'm tired of reading these sad sack articles and blogs about the state of Black woman alone-ness. We HAVE to take our power back. RIGHT NOW! We're so busy going after the career, the home the (insert whatever nonsense you buy to to help you keep up with the Jones'-- who aren't even happy themselves!) yet we sit passively by in terms of relationships.
Waiting for this magical, mystical 'dream dude' to fall out of the sky.


Confidence is 90% of the key to getting what you want in life.
Hell, 100% if you are an R & B Yodler.
So, stop wasting your time poont-footing around what you want!

You see a dude you like, let him know you're interested. Even our dudes agree (and those guys are nuts!).

I may not be able to tell you how to keep a man (hell, it seems no one can), but I am well versed in gettin' them, so take heed!

1. Stop analyzing everything to DEATH, and GO FOR IT. You're missing out on opportunities, that the next chick may be scamming on. Remember this, that other chick has nothing on you, she just got there first!

2. FLIRT with EVERYONE, you don't have to mean it- just practice until it feels natural and not cheezy.

3. Be yourself, unless yourself is a forking weirdo. Then be the best YOU that you imagine for yourself, and the rest will fall into place.

4. Suck peen. They like that sh!t. But if you are bad at it, create a diversion and just don't do it. All jokes aside, I mean be open minded- prudes don't get to third base. Nothing screams 'let's end this date now', than a broad with a list of things she doesn't and won't do.

5. Stop crying to everyone you meet, about your sad state of affairs. No one wants to be around the downer... especially men. And quite frankly everyone has their own damn problems.
Zip it, Whiner!
Bianca Loves the Kids!

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3 Comments:

At Monday, March 15, 2010 at 5:34:00 PM EDT , Blogger Reggie said...

God bless you for providing this very necessary advice to the lonely women out there. I would say to all the lonely ladies out there.......take heed to this advice (particularly number 4).

It is what it is!!! Please go forth with this vital information and claim your man!!!

 
At Monday, March 15, 2010 at 9:48:00 PM EDT , Blogger Bianca Merriweather Pavillion Hall and Oates said...

LOL happy to help.

 
At Thursday, March 18, 2010 at 12:47:00 PM EDT , Blogger Phlip said...

Late responding, considering the amount of conversation we've had this week, but it bears worth saying just the same...

PREACH!!!

This will be shared, buzzed and facebooked today

 

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