Lost her McShizzle

Is it the extra fat and calories that are making people go Bonkers for Burgers? This brawd here did not find her burger up to snuff, so decided to go bananas on the poor schmucks behind the counter.  It's real in the McField, Ronald better invest in some kevlar.

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Sometimes, A B!tch Just Needs Her Nuggets

24 year old Melodi Dushane went to the McDonald's on Friday and all she wanted was her friggin' McNuggets. But the damn golden arches didn't have any. That's when Ms. Melodi went into a 'roid rage!

Police in Toledo, OH say she punched out the drive-through window because the mystery meat was unavailable.

Dushane was treated for her injuries then thrown in the pokey. She's out on bond now, but even worse… she can't go back to that McDonald's. How's a broad supposed to get her sweet n' sour McNugget fix now? I get like that sometimes when they don't have tartar sauce for my Filet-O-Fish. And don't even get me started on the McRib.

Dushane is due back in court at the end of the month.

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DJ Khaled: "We 'Da Fattest"

DJ Khaled loves McDonald's so much that he's plugging their "sashish" (read: sausage) biscuit.

Hypertension and diabetes...on line 1.

Brew Health: The Chubbing of America

No wonder many Americans got rolls for days. Check out the map above!

Stephen von Worley at Weather Sealed mapped the 13,000+ locations of McDonald’s across the country. This thing is lit up like my old school Lite Brite.

Notice where most of the fast food chain is located. East Coast stand up!

Whew! Back to my crunches!

Brew News: McDonald's Not Having a Great Week

Dude found a baby scorpion in his Mickey D's bag. So if the fat and cholesterol doesn't get ya, the scorpions will? No more reasons, for me, are needed to stay out of there. Staying alive, I'm lovin' it!

I'm Lovin' It...Too Much?

In my day, a nice apple pie might have made me catch the Ghost too. But I think this dude takes it a wee too far.

Sign Fail Of The Week: Take 2

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That doesn't sound yummy...

Sign Fail of the Week: McDonald's Proves What We've Known All Along......