Brew Bits: Mama I wanna sing!

Is it a good idea to shoot a video while afterbirth is still leaking out your arse? Lil Wayne's baby's mother named after skin products and Rasheeda did a remake to Drake's "Say Something". I hope this is an outtake because the sound system couldn't be this focked up. Peep Nivea hopping her throbbing swollen dogs to the couch after the director yells "cut". Too soon boo, too soon!

Weezy: Are You The Father?

These here internetz are abuzz that Lil Wayne may not be the father of Lauren London’s baby after all. An artist by the name of Push Montana (*crickets chirping*) is said to have been Ms. London’s on again, off again jump off (is there a male equivalent?) for a few years. Supposedly, when this Push dude heard about the baby, he thought maybe he was the daddy.

But, New New is putting that isht to rest. She took to her Twitter page to proclaim Weezy F. Baby as her baby-daddy. Is Twitter the new CNN?

Meanwhile, YBF has what could be the most painful-looking pregnancy photo ever of Weezy’s other baby-mother. Ouch, Nivea!

Baby Mouva Premiere Week: Weezy F. Baby's 2nd Baby Mouva....

Well earlier this week we showcased baby mouva #1, none other than LL (Ms. London is ya nasty!) and now it's Nivea's turn. Nivea who incidentally is rumored to be the main sqeeze and Lauren the sqeazoid jump off....

I decided that he's not raping these girls, I figured it out! He has an anaconda in his manties! Don't most petite fellas have "love me long time peen"?