White Meat Heat of the Week: Ryan Phillippe

Always yummy in a pretty boy way, it seems like with each year he gains an ab... what is up to now like a 9 pack? Momma likey! And so do the generous souls over at Men's Health.
He also gave quite the gun show last night on SNL

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Wednesday Morning White Meat Heat: Johnny Depp

Hey Johnny Depp... want some of this hot chocolate with that wine?  I'mjustsayin!

This fineness warrants a throwback video.

Oh, for the news... that's Johnny Depp on the February 2010 cover of GQ.  He tops the list of the 25 most stylish men in the world.

Half Jew Meat! Lenny Kravitz

This a case of getting sexier with age, just swagger (I generally hate the use of that term, for the average joe. But find it completely applicable to a man in leather pants who can make a git-ar sang!) for days.

I mean, imagine having soo much poont in your life that you just say "hey you know what, I can give up the vagina-cat until I meet someone of quality." Seriously, that must have been A LOT OF virginia! I digress, the man is fine.

Shallow Thursdays at the Brew...sigh

White Meat Heat Of The Week: Ryan Reynolds

I don't think words are neccessary.... hell they aren't. ENJOY!

Monday's White Meat Heat - Becks!

We all need a little Monday morning jolt every now and then.  For today's buzz, I offer you David Beckham.  During a weekend match in Italy, Becks had to change shorts and much to the delight of his lady fans (and some men..we don't judge), he did so right on the field.  Enjoy!

Images via Popsugar/AP

White Meat Heat Of The Week: Taylor Kitsch

This British Columbia native grew up wanting to be a hockey player as the corny story goes-- um who cares?

I'm just happy his purdy self decided to pursue more um,  'shirtless endeavors'.  

As Tim Riggins on ''Friday Night Lights" (He also recently played Gambit, in the Wolverine X-Men pre-quel),  Taylor Kitsch makes me understand how the Puma next door  could TOTALLY fall for a 17 year old football player with a drinking issue, who totally boned his BFF's girl, while the BFF was laid up learning he'd never walk again.  

White Meat Heat of the Week - George Clooney

Who am I kidding... this is white meat heat of the century right here.  This man only gets finer with time. I don't know if he's Botoxin' or juicin' or what...but whatever he's doing, he needs to keep it up.  I think he needs some Black in his life though.  Call me George!

Racially Ambiguous Meat Heat! Jesse Williams

Grey's Anatomy has gotten some new blood thanks to the Mercy West merger, and yum-mer-oo,Jessie Williams too. I'mma just say this is a nice trade in for George indeed! The Temple University Grad is a former teacher, former model and current FULLTIME HOTTAY! ROWWRRR

AHHH AND MY FAVORITE, From Sisterhood of The Travelling Pants 2.

Yea I saw it. WHAT OF IT!!?

There's not much about him online, which makes him all the sexier in my book!

Here's a 2008 Page Six article.

White Meat Heat of the Week: McSteamy

Well, well, well. What do we have here, Dr. McSteamy and that Noxzema Girl at the center of a sex tape scandal. "Grey's Anatomy" star Eric Dane is reportedly showing his anatomy in a sex tape that features the actor, his wife (Rebecca Gayheart) and another woman having a ménage a yousonassy.

The other woman is reportedly Kari Ann Peniche (a former Miss Teen USA who had her crown yanked after posing for Playboy). Gawker.com posted the video, which shows Gayheart and Dane taking turns filming. On the tape, they are all apparently under the influence of something that takes you to higher ground. Although, I wouldn't need any drugs if I woke up next to McSteamy every morning (I'm just sayin'…).

Dane and Gayheart's lawyer says he'll sue anyone who publishes the video. Uh... well, to see the footage, click here and go to Gawker to watch it cuz we got bills to pay! You ain't gettin' us hemmed up for no peen viewing.

You freaks!

Something ...YUM!

Personally, I don't think sexy Australian Simon Baker gets enough propers... So enjoy star of ''THE MENTALIST'' in all his gloray as I scoot off to get myself some extra batteries...momma likey!

White Meat Heat Of The Week - Chris Noth

Better known as "Big" from "Sex in the City". Some might say this week's pick is a bit on the controversial side but to that I say, hogwash! he is hot! and something tells me you can call him "Big" in real life too (if you know what I mean *wink wink*)

White Meat Heat Of The Week - David Beckham

Ok not sure what this dude does really. I hear he's some kinda football player or figure skater or some shit and apparently he's married to some kinda spicy woman who I hear is a magician in europe or something. But on to more important matters, the white meat!! feast your eyes and enjoy!

WHITE MEAT HEAT OF THE WEEK.... WENTWORTH MILLER

Ok well this week it's gonna be "Half White Meat Heat of the Week" as my pick is a halfsie (his mama is white and his daddy is black) so I guess we can call him White Chocolate. Who is he you ask???? Mr. Yumtasical himself, Wentworth Miller!!!. Yes your favorite tv jailbird is in my lockbox of treats I'd like to feast on. I may not want no pork on my fork (at the moment) but this is one piece of white meat I'd love to meet!