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Witches' Brew: Cornball Corner: Momanagers

Monday, April 20, 2009

Cornball Corner: Momanagers

Today's Cornball Corner is dedicated to those pesty parental figures known as "Momanagers". This phrase was made popular by singer Brandy and her Momanager, Sonia Norwood. I can't front on The Sonia though, especially after her recent appearance on "For the Love of Ray J". Her side-eye game is lethal! I will focus on two other Momanagers that irk the ish out of me.

Let's start with Dina Lohan or "White Oprah" as my fav blogger Michael K calls her. Dina likes the spotlight, so much so that she'll pimp out her daughter Lindsay to stay relevant or lie about her past career as a Rockette. I never understood parents who want to party with their children, it's just weird. Dina, your whole Long Island Lolita steeze needs to move "to the left, to the left" and please stop defending your daughter's crazy, not a good look.

Next up, Ti-Ti-Ti-Tina!  Tina Douglas could be a borderline MILF if she just learned to stay out of the club and her daughter Ashanti's business. They say she is the reason Nelly won't wife her. Tina, you do know you have another daughter right? And from the looks of these pictures, she surely could need some of your time. It's all so "bananas" as Ashanti would say.

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