Brew News: Beware Peruvian Thickums, Chubbychasers Want You- Dead!

 This here is some Brewshyt. How you gonna stick someone for their, fine cultivated on yummy Peruvian eats, body fat?! Who knew my lard ass was worth so much!?  If you promise to keep me alive, you can have this shit for FREE!

Four people have been arrested in Peru on suspicion of killing dozens of people in order to sell their fat and tissue for cosmetic uses in Europe. The gang allegedly targeted people on remote roads, luring them with fake job offers before killing them and extracting their fat.  The liquidized product fetched $15,000 (£9,000) a litre and police suspect it was sold on to companies in Europe. 

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