Lady Gaga: Can We Talk?

Gaga,

You are one bad bish, honey.  I landed on your Bad Romance video and no bull, I’ve watched it like 4 times…in a row.  It’s a fashion frenzy!  I have to stop, rewind, pause, freeze frame.  It’s just too much for my little mind on a Sunday night.  I have no idea what the video means, aside from you being in an auction or on display for a room of S&M junkies… but who the hell cares.  Have ya’ll seen da shoes?  The razor blade glasses?  The mesh nails?  The floating diamonds?  The bear-skin dress? The McQueen shoes? 

Look at this ridiculousness…

I give up, Gaga.  You win.

Now, to watch that video again…

Video stills courtesy Interscope