Brew "Old" News: 98 year old Woman Wacks 100 year old Roomie

DAAYUUMM!! I was looking forward to spending my golden years at the Assisted Living home. Bingo nights...tennis afternoons and 'special massages' from Paco the masseuse, that I tip with my Social Security check. And now I have to worry about Edna going all Flash Back Bat Shit crazy and taking me out with a plastic bag, cause I ate her old ass hard candy? This here is some Brewshyt.