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Witches' Brew: Would You Rock It?: Man Spanx

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Would You Rock It?: Man Spanx


Hey, Brew fellas…this one’s for you!

For years, you’ve wondered how is it that you manage to go to the club week after week, pick out a cutie for the evening, game her up real good, then finally get her home… only to undress her and find out she’s got more rolls than Red Lobster. Well, now, you can create your own belly illusion. The genius behind Spanx control top undergarments and panty hose is coming out with a line just for men.


The line features cotton compression undershirts that will hold in your beer belly and love handles. The shirts run $55 for tanks and $58 for crew and V-necks. The shirts go on sale at Neiman Marcus on March 15th, or click here to pre-order your man Spanx (you know, all discreetly and whatnot). Don’t worry, we won’t tell nobody.

So, men, would you rock some man Spanx? Take our CONFIDENTIAL, TOTALLY ANONYMOUS AND UNSCIENTIFIC poll now.


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2 Comments:

At Thursday, February 4, 2010 at 9:30:00 PM EST , Blogger Reggie said...

Hmmmmm, you've been peeking into my brain. I'm going to blog a subject, very close to this.......this very weekend. You've gotta promise me not to read my mind again.

Now.........absolutely not. It is what it is. Whether I'm 180 pounds or 210, I'm letting it all hang out.

 
At Friday, February 5, 2010 at 1:00:00 PM EST , Blogger BreeIAm said...

See that's the 'problem' with men. It's okay to NOT let it all hang out! lol.

Furthermore, these things need to come with an underwire for the bigg boys.

 

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