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Monday, March 1, 2010

Brew Funny: SNL's "We Are The World 3"


Speaking of the craptastic "We Are The World" remake... the folks at Saturday Night Live seem to agree and came up with a 3rd version of the song, to apologize for the crappy 2nd version. And take a look at J-Lo's take on Rihanna.


Yes, that was Fonzworth Bentley way up top!

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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Brew Mental Health Moment....


I have been in the FOULEST of moods lately. I don't know if its because I'm PMS-ing or just annoyed at some of the schmucks that have surrounded me. I have tried running it out... venting, writing about it, even painting --nothing has worked... not even my favorite go to of staring at photos of My Fairy Fonsworth.

So imagine my surprise to happen upon the healing powers of Jermaine Jackson...



Upon my daily interwebs perusal... I came upon this close up of Jermajesty's daddy and became transfixed...almost like a zen experience..these thoughts came flooding to me:

..is this mofo made of clay?...how is it possible to have a simultaneously dry Jheri molded flat yet round top?... how many Sharpies died to give him that extra dark tight line up?...how can he afford diamonds? and is that not the most femme of dainty diamond tennis bracelets EVER?
....I bet Tito wants to punch him on a daily basis, I would.

Succumb to the soothing powers of Jermaine!

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Thursday, June 4, 2009

Randomness: Thursday Blues

I'm feeling a little blah today. The DMV is cold and rainy- isn't it supposed to be JUNE? I saw this chick on my metro this morning wearing riding boots, black tights and a suede jacket. I wanted to smack her for being in fall gear, but I was shivering too hard.

I'm tired. Over worked, over stressed, maybe this will make me feel better. Can you help me, my Fairy Fonzworth? Can you?


Ahhh...that's better.

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