Jackson Kids Looking For JerHome

To quote Morgan Freeman as Joe Clark: Katherine Jackson has thrown those bastards out!

TMZ reports Mama Jackson told Jermaine's ex-wife Alejandra to take her 2 kids (with Randy) and her other 2 kids (with Jermaine... yes, mmm hmmm), pack her isht and GO!  Watching over 7 kids (remember, she has Michael's kids too) is just too much for Miss Katherine to handle.

The Jermaine/Randy spawn won't be homeless though.  Miss Jackson has a heart.  She's moving them to a San Fernando Valley condo owned by the estate.

Word is Jaafar's "let's hit Blanket with the stun gun" incident was the last straw.

Ya think?

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More Drama At The Jackson Home

Um, what the fudge is going on up in the Jackson Estate? First, Jermaine Jackson's kid buys a stun gun and tries to make Blanket an Electric Blanket^©... and now this.

Armed LAPD officers surrounded the Jackson home in Encino, CA tonight after receiving a burglary in progress call. Officers entered the front gate of the compound with shotguns drawn, while a helicopter circled the house. Turns out the call (which came from inside the home) was just a "false alarm."

It's not clear who made the call or which Jacksons were in the home. Jackson matriarch, Katherine, reportedly lives in the home not only with Michael's 3 kids, but also a few of Jermaine's kids and Jermaine's ex-wife (who also happens to be Randy's ex-wife). Yeah... and you thought your family had some issues.

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Jermaine Jackson's Kid Takes After Joe

Somebody call Maury for one of those military drill sergeant pre-teen boot camp interventions for Jermaine Jackson’s son, Jaafar. Clearly, he’s been to the Joe Jackson school of smackdowns. Watch as Jaafar smacks the monkey shizz out of his little brother Jermajesty. (Audio slightly NSFW)

Don’t nobody mistreat my Jermajesty. That’s when I go off…

That kid Jaafar has a mean right hook and a stun gun? Somebody go on and rescue that Blanket.

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They Trying To Kill "Blanket"

I knew those Jer-children could not be trusted. You know Jermaine probably grew up salty about not getting enough lead vocals in the Jackson 5. Now, his kids are gunning for Michael's offspring...literally.

Jermaine Jackson's 13 yr. old son Jaafar reportedly bought a stun gun and went after Michael's youngest son, "Blanket."

The gun was taken by their grandmother, Katherine, but the kids found it (you know how grandma's hiding spots aren't always so good) and last week, a security guard spotted Jermaine's kids trying to stun "Blanket."

The Department of Child and Family Services visited the Jackson home yesterday to interview Katherine and take the stun gun.

Poor "Blanket."  Bad enough your name is Blanket...and now this.

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Brew Deep Thoughts: Grateful for Monday

Today sucks. I have been working my arse off since I walked through the office door- yet have not completed one damn thing on my 'THINGS TO DO LIST'...how is that possible?  I decided to stop bitching and see the positive in every shitty thing in my life, today.



I feel like he would want it that way.....and I want to make him proud.

 Feel the magic that is Jermaine...

Ex-Wife To Jermaine Jackson: Cut 'Da Check

Jermaine Jackson's former wife says she is in the po' house.  Alejandra Jackson says Jermaine left her so penniless that she's had to take supermarket gift cards from Katherine Jackson, just to feed her children.

Alejandra Jackson (who also has kids with Randy Jackson) filed legal documents in Los Angeles, claiming Jermaine is a deadbeat dad who owes $35,550 in court-ordered child support payments for their children, Jermajesty and Jaffar. Alejandra claims Jermaine lied about how much he makes.  Alejandra says Katherine Jackson knows how bad the kids have it, so she often gives them $300-400 in grocery store gift cards.

The Jacksons are expected back in court but no date has been set.

Brew Mental Health Moment....

I have been in the FOULEST of moods lately. I don't know if its because I'm PMS-ing or just annoyed at some of the schmucks that have surrounded me. I have tried running it out... venting, writing about it, even painting --nothing has worked... not even my favorite go to of staring at photos of My Fairy Fonsworth.

So imagine my surprise to happen upon the healing powers of Jermaine Jackson...

Upon my daily interwebs perusal... I came upon this close up of Jermajesty's daddy and became transfixed...almost like a zen experience..these thoughts came flooding to me:

..is this mofo made of clay?...how is it possible to have a simultaneously dry Jheri molded flat yet round top?... how many Sharpies died to give him that extra dark tight line up?...how can he afford diamonds? and is that not the most femme of dainty diamond tennis bracelets EVER?
....I bet Tito wants to punch him on a daily basis, I would.

Succumb to the soothing powers of Jermaine!