Jermaine Jackson's Kid Takes After Joe

Somebody call Maury for one of those military drill sergeant pre-teen boot camp interventions for Jermaine Jackson’s son, Jaafar. Clearly, he’s been to the Joe Jackson school of smackdowns. Watch as Jaafar smacks the monkey shizz out of his little brother Jermajesty. (Audio slightly NSFW)

Don’t nobody mistreat my Jermajesty. That’s when I go off…

That kid Jaafar has a mean right hook and a stun gun? Somebody go on and rescue that Blanket.

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What’s Brewing?

Apache ("Gangsta B!tch" MC) dies…RIP – Hip Hop Wired











Kid lays the smackdown in hockey fight – Huffington Post

Oprah is not on Team Coco – Faded Youth

Lil Big Pun tears up the innawebs – Crunk + Disorderly

Listen to Ryan Leslie's new jam – Global Grind

A check is a check when you owe people money: Annie Leibovitz is modeling now – Just Jared

Gina Tisha Campbell had another baby – Tash

MJ estate to Joe Jackson: Kick Rocks! – TMZ

Omarion's album goes Double Diaphragm…good thing he's got a job lined up – Gossip On This

Buy Joe Jackson's Balls

Joe Jackson's publicity whoring game never stops.  The father of the year is teaming up with soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo to sell soccer ball shaped grills during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.

Jackson told TMZ that he's got stake in the Game On Products company and plans to meet Ronaldo next month to shoot a commercial for the "Goalie Grill."

This man makes me throw up a little in my mouth.

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Sony Denies Using MJ Double

Sony movie executives say claims they used a Michael Jackson lookalike in the new film "This Is It" are pure lies!

Father of the year Joe Jackson claimed producers were trying to dupe fans with footage using MJ doubles. Papa Joseph said: “This movie features body doubles, no doubt about it. I think people will tear this movie apart.”

But Sony says Joe is smokin' that oohwee:

"This report is pure garbage and there are no body doubles. Audiences will begin to see the film tomorrow and every time they see The King of Pop they will know that every frame is unquestionably Michael as he rehearses and prepares for the London concerts that were to have begun this past summer.”

I've got my ticket for Friday night. Full review coming...

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Joe Jackson: Father Of The Year? C'Mon Son!

Now I know for sure that all those years of perming have sept into Rev. Al's brain fo' sho'.  The Rev. Al Sharpton thinks the world needs more daddies like Joe I'ma beat you with this steamroller Jackson.   

Sharpton praised Jackson for his parenting skills at a National Action Network event in Harlem over the weekend.  He said:

"The arrogance of [people] attacking a man for being a stern father.  I wish we had more stern fathers - then we wouldn't be shooting each other up."

I'm keeling over and dying now...Hell hath frozen over and Michael Jackson is shamon hee-achoooin' in his mosoleum/grave/oxygen tank.  Whatever he's buried in.

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Joe Jackson’s School Of Discipline

Finally, the great mystery of life has been solved. Joe Jackson is schooling you hoes on the difference between a beating and a spanking. Someone get this man a book deal, stat! He’ll sell more than Dr. Spock.



By the way, my money is on Joe beating those kids just like this…

Joe Jackson Confirms Omer Bhatti Is MJ's Son....

Joe is seriously a pond scummy, shittastic, opportunist piece of horse feces...... He's all "yeah that's his son and that boy can dance"

Man, whatevs!

Joe Does Larry (Ha! sounds kinky right?)

Geez-o-pete! Joe Jackson is some kinda creepy! I mean who am I to judge the way he raised his family, I guess when you consider those "I eats da pussy" mofos from yesterday he did a pretty stellar job. He's not a nice person, he's not warm these are obvious observations. People do what they know and perhaps Joe himself wasn't raised with a loving hand. Perhaps it was regimented and organized, no time for that pansie love crap. Let's face it, in many homes, especially Black homes that is the reality. I think he sucks, I think no matter what you faced as a parent you should try to do better when it's your turn but sometimes shit just doesn't work out that way.

I feel like a lot of the disdain Michael had for himself started at home, but that's just an outsider looking in, who knows really. Eh, anyways...... here is the #1 Dad on Larry King. He got sassy with Larry several times..... Big Joe ain't nuffin to fug with!

Big Joe & LaLoca (LaToya): "Michael was Murdered"....

So looks like Big Joe has some company on the " El Pollo Loco" train. Now not to say that it's impossible that some sorta foul play was involved in the death of MJ but I'm VERY skeptical about Big Joe and LaLoca's motives. We shall see........

Here's a quote from her:

LaToya tells the Mail on Sunday, "I believe Michael was murdered. I felt that from the start. Not just one person was involved, rather it was a conspiracy of people." She points to her brother's "shadowy entourage" consisting of multiple doctors for getting Michael hooked on drugs.

She says he had excessive needle marks on his body, etc and that as the facts come out we will be stunned. Hmmmm, so much for letting a person rest in peace huh? Surprised Joe has time for conspiracy theories and such with the big launch of his new record label that he felt so pressed to get exposure for 2 days after the death of his son. Douchebag!