Joe Jackson: Father Of The Year? C'Mon Son!

Now I know for sure that all those years of perming have sept into Rev. Al's brain fo' sho'.  The Rev. Al Sharpton thinks the world needs more daddies like Joe I'ma beat you with this steamroller Jackson.   

Sharpton praised Jackson for his parenting skills at a National Action Network event in Harlem over the weekend.  He said:

"The arrogance of [people] attacking a man for being a stern father.  I wish we had more stern fathers - then we wouldn't be shooting each other up."

I'm keeling over and dying now...Hell hath frozen over and Michael Jackson is shamon hee-achoooin' in his mosoleum/grave/oxygen tank.  Whatever he's buried in.

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Father of the Year or Crazy Daddy?

A Florida teen is now speaking out about the incident that left him hemmed up in the hospital after a Crazy Joeish stepdaddy went all "shotgun, shoot 'em fo he run nah" on his azz.

18 year old Julian Harp was capped four times after he was caught having sex with Wade Edwards' 16 year old stepdaughter. Police say Edwards walked into the girl's bedroom and saw the couple having sex.  That's when he popped off, son! Edwards closed the door to load a gun and then fired at the boy.

Harp limped out to the front yard and called police. The stepfather later confessed to the shooting and is in jail.

Well, that'll learn 'ya to keep your peen tightly tucked in your sagging drawz. Now, somebody go have a chit chat with that fast tail daughter.

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Brew News: Father of the Year?

This is why, just because you have a peen, doesn't mean you should be allowed to procreate with it...

A Newark, NJ father thought police were on to his shady drug dealings. So, instead of flushing his good yayo down the toilet... he opts to stash his stash on his 4 year old child.

Police say 25 year old Shaheed Wright hid his bags of cocaine in his son’s jacket pockets, telling the boy that it was candy! When the kid arrived at daycare, he shared the "candy" with his friends. One girl ate the drug.

She was rushed to the hospital, along with 2 other children who were feared to have eaten the coke. All of the children are okay.

The father, however, was arrested Friday. He's accused of endangering the welfare of a child, possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute and other charges, including employing a juvenile in a narcotics scheme. He's being held on $400,000 bail.

Sigh!