Plies Pays Kid To Leave His Concert

Plies does have a little common sense.  Who'd a thunk it?

The rapper was filling in for Gucci Mane this weekend at FAMU.  During his set, he noticed there was a tween-looking fan in the crowd.  Before he started to perform “Bust It Baby,” he gave the girl $1,000 from his pocket and asked her to leave and have her parents take her some place more appropriate.

Wow!  Parenting skills from Plies?

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Balloon Boy's Mom Snitches!

Balloon Boy's mother coughed up the truth about their hoax.  Mayumi Heene told sheriff's deputies the whole thing was a hoax and she and her husband knew 6 year old Falcon was in the house the whole time.

Heene told the po-po the incident was crafted two weeks prior -and the boys told to lie- to make them more marketable to the media.

Heene's husband, Richard, maintains it was not a hoax!

Womp womp.

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When Parenting Goes Wrong

Boyyyyy...this little mofo would be one belt/extension cord/shoe/brush-beat down kid after this sit-down discussion.

The 6:50 mark made me leap out of my skin.

He'd need Jesus and 3 more white people to save him if he tried that in my house.

Mother Runs Down Daughter...

...over a MAN!

Ohio police say 34-year-old Damicka Higgins ran down her 17-year-old daughter in an Akron parking lot because they were both having sex with the same man.

Police saw the mother drive by while the daughter was in a parking lot, being treated for her wounds. An officer had to stand on the car to reach the ignition while Higgins was still driving in order to get her to stop.



SMH... are men that hard to find?

Brew News: Father of the Year?

This is why, just because you have a peen, doesn't mean you should be allowed to procreate with it...

A Newark, NJ father thought police were on to his shady drug dealings. So, instead of flushing his good yayo down the toilet... he opts to stash his stash on his 4 year old child.

Police say 25 year old Shaheed Wright hid his bags of cocaine in his son’s jacket pockets, telling the boy that it was candy! When the kid arrived at daycare, he shared the "candy" with his friends. One girl ate the drug.

She was rushed to the hospital, along with 2 other children who were feared to have eaten the coke. All of the children are okay.

The father, however, was arrested Friday. He's accused of endangering the welfare of a child, possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute and other charges, including employing a juvenile in a narcotics scheme. He's being held on $400,000 bail.

Sigh!

Hollywood’s Worst Parents

The bloggers at the Huffington Post came up with quite the impressive list of Hollywood’s bad parents. Among their list:

• Ryan O’Neal – who made a pass on his own daughter, Tatum, at his long-time girlfriend Farrah Fawcett’s funeral. Yuck!
• Lynne Spears, Joe Simpson, Jaid Barrymore, the Lohans, Kit Culkin and Gary Coleman’s parents – all of whom pimped coached their young children as kiddie stars and either squandered their money or watched their children took the long, winding road to rehab.

Oh, but perhaps the best of the worst celeb parents is Joe Jackson, the father, former manager, sperm donor, pimp, man "one" behind the Jackson Five gang. It’s no secret Joseph used military-like tactics to keep his talented kids in line. Now, he’s aiming for the next generation of Jacksons. Somebody hide that little Blanket, stat!

So, who else should make the list of bad celebrity parents? Allow me to offer up a few names. Maybe they aren’t the worst, but they’ve had some rough patches… so let’s call it the Honorable Mention list:

• The strong managerial arm of Mathew Knowles
• Great entertainers, not so hot when they're together: Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown
• Eddie Murphy: just ask that Scary Spice chick
• Flavor Flav: hey, I’m just sayin’... that's a lotta kids
• Jason Caffey: 10 kids, 8 women. Period.
• Travis Henry: just click the link, man.
• Anyone who’s ever been on Maury in the history of ever, whether you were the father or not and especially if none of the men you brought with you turned out to be your babydaddy

So, who’s on your list?