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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

C'mon Tasia! Do Better

Tasia was snapped spilling outta this get up at the Jackie Robinson Foundation Annual Awards Dinner at the The Waldorf Astoria last night.

The tats, the pleather..... what's the real problem here Tasia?? I can 't hear you (thank God) but I know you were screaming like Patti Labelle up in that piece.

And where for art thou shoes????? What will lil Zion think?

Tasia, clean it up!!!

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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Brew Tube: Tasia Mae Can’t Buy A Pizza?


If you missed it, Fantasia dropped by the Harpo couch today and talked about her trials and tribulations (sidebar: isn’t that the most over-used cliché in the Negro community? Another blog… another day). Anyway, Tasia says she was so out of control, she missed Celie shows, packed on the poundage and then couldn’t even pay for a pizza.


BTW, I stan for Teeny… and those Louboutins she’s rockin.

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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Will You Watch?: Fantasia & Pepa’s Reality Shows


Apparently, anybody can get a reality show these days. We told you back in April that Fantasia was getting her own show and now that's closer to reality. VH1 plans to debut Fantasia For Real on January 11th.

The show highlights her life as an artist and single mother. But what perplexes me most is VH1's need to film the show's promo in a friggin nail salon.



                                    



Not to be left out is Pepa from Salt 'N Pepa... VH1's giving her a show too. It's called Let's Talk About Pep and will follow Pepa as she tries to find love after 4 years of celibacy. Geez, will it be porn? Her show also debuts on January 11th on VH1.

So... will you watch?

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Monday, September 7, 2009

Talkin' Turkey with Tasia


A loud and angry protest broke out in the streets of Chicago Saturday but is wasn't over the snail pace in trying to pass President Obama's healthcare plan, or the lack of equal education opportunities in the hood. Your cousins got upset because Fantasia had the bubble guts and called in too sick to wash Mister's clothing on that fake porch that is The Color Purple set. Her management said she ate a bad turkey sandwich. Fans said they were told the American Idol alum would be a no show for both the afternoon and evening performance at the Arie Crown Theatre AFTER they sat down in their seats. The audience became even more heated when the management company only offered tickets to another performance instead of their money back. Do not play with Negrids theh-ta! That must have been some turkey sammich! I mean to call in sick in Oprah's hood? You know the Brewchie that signs your check. That's bold B!

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Saturday, August 29, 2009

Fantasia's New Career: Stripping?


Well, if those Miss Celie checks don't clear, Fantasia always has a back-up.

Check out Miss Celie in this video with ATL housewife Kandi.



Apparently, Tasia Mae's people aint too happy about this upload.

Notice, Kandi's engagement rock is missing. Hmmmmmmm...

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Monday, April 20, 2009

One Night Only

The J-Hud-Robin Thicke tour bus rolled into Atlanta Thursday and surprise, surprise, looky who came out. Jennifer Holliday! The 2 divas blew the roof off the classic “And I Am Telling You.”

But Jenny Hud…why do you wear the same outfit at every show? Spice it up a bit. Dig in the Wig Crypt and get some of those Thierry Mugler get ups, please. The leggings and tunic are cute, but we’ve seen them in every re-cap of your show.

Anyway, peep the scream fest for yourself… (is Holliday gargling at the 4:00 minute mark)?

And note to the dude in the background recording this thing: if you’re going to do us the favor of posting video, please don’t add your own “Oh my God” soundtrack.

Is this a case of Big Luther vs. Little Luther? I kinda liked Holliday when she had meat on her?

Is that a baby bump on J-Hud?

Why am I asking so many questions? Just watch the video...



And if you care about the song with Plantation, here’s video of that too!

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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Fantasia Keeps It Real

Break out the TiVo and the Hooked on Phonics cuz Fantasia Barrino is heading to a TV near you.
American Idol winner Fantasia (or, "Plantation" as my peeps like to call her) is getting her own reality TV show on VH1.

The show is slated to jump off in 2010...so you've got time to brush up on your Ebonics. VH1 execs say Tasia has a compelling personal story and they hope to show "her challenges from fame and her unwillingness to fail."

I just wanna see if Young Dro makes an appearance!

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