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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Brew Tube: Let's Talk About Pep


No really, let's talk about that brawd. More specifically let's talk about that hair shaped fedora perched on her forehead. With each moment, it appears that her poly-blend wiglet slips further and further down her face. That ish needs a chin strap or something. I mean seriously, I think that thing may get up and strangle the shit out of Kittie.

Sandy, you're a lovely enough and fit girl ...even with the new disarmingly teeny nose. If this show gets renewed for next season, can you please get some hair that doesn't make me worry about restaurant fire code laws. That wig piece and romantical candlelit dinners are an inferno waiting to happen. M'kay?

Check it out below...






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Thursday, January 7, 2010

Now THIS Is A Hair Hat


Lady Gaga is the new face of Polaroid. This week, the company announced a multi-year deal with Gaga, who will act as creative director for a specialty line of Polaroid Imaging products.

To mark the momentous occasion, Gaga made an appearance at the Polaroid booth at the 2010 Consumer Electronic Show (CES) in Vegas this morning rocking the illest hair hat of all time.
"I am so proud to announce my new partnership with Polaroid as the creative director and inventor of specialty projects. The Haus of Gaga has been developing prototypes in the vein of fashion/technology/photography innovation--blending the iconic history of Polaroid and instant film with the digital era--and we are excited to collaborate on these ventures with the Polaroid brand. Lifestyle, music, art, fashion: I am so excited to extend myself behind the scenes as a designer, and to as my father puts it--finally, have a real job."
This bish has a "haus?" I love it!


The Polaroid-Gaga partnership hits stores later this year.

Something tells me when you shake the Polaroids, all the pictures come out like this...




CES images via GagaDaily

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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

The World's Last Flowbie Repair Man is Unemployed...


Kate Gosselin done got a hair hat ya'll!


Thank you...thank you...




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Thursday, December 17, 2009

Death To The Hair Hat.........



Yes, I'm that witch! the one that changes her look like most people change their pannies (if they wear them that is) so you won't catch me disparaging the good name of weave all willy nilly like I'm crazy, I am not one tiny bit moved by the militants that claim I hate myself and my nubian swag, that couldn't be farther from the truth, HOWEVER! I want hair hats burned....... nationwide.

A hair hat is what you see in this pic and those hair hats are bought to you by none other than Trina and "dude looks like a lady" Nicki Minaj. Now again, I love hair. Well let me be more specific, I love adding hair to the hair I already have (and yes I do have hair). But my hair is not "showgirl" enough for my personality, it's healthy and all but it doesn't spit that 'hot Dylan fire' like some delicious Indian remy can. But if you don't live with or have 24 hour access to Tina Knowles who can clearly install the ish outta a lacefront wig then STEP AWAY FROM THE HAIR HAT!!!!!

These are generally very pretty girls but their hair hats look mad Halloweenish, just get an undetectable weave like Sheree's ( I'm a certified stan for Sheree's weaves, they always look like licorice, I just wanna chew on it!)

But *sigh* if you insist on the hair hat, please keep in mind that most hairlines don't start at the bridge of your nose, I guess we'll just have to take baby steps on this thing.

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Frightful to Delightful Spotlight: Angie Stone



I guess Harvey diggin in that ass musta worked......




She could definitely lose the hair hat but other than that, GO ANGIE!!!!


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Monday, August 24, 2009

Tacky Tranny-tastikal Tiffany.....



Oh Tiff Tiff, I mean where do we begin??..... the hair hat/lace wig, the midget's ass on your chest..... boo boo you are aware that your ass belongs behind you and just below your back right?? And why come none of ya'll consult with Rupaul when preparing to install these wacked out looking lace wigs.....



Ru be smashin ya'll in the lace wig game!!

Tiff Tiff......... CLEAN IT UP!!!!

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