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Witches' Brew: The Benjamin Button Files: Somali Pirate

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

The Benjamin Button Files: Somali Pirate

This is the "teenaged" Somali pirate who police say stole the captain of an American cargo ship earlier this month. He is on trial in New York City and the only survivor left from the band of thieves that tried to get gully on the Maersk Alabama. Yo, this dude is a teenager? His parents claim his 16, U.S. authorities say he's 18. WTF? Do they age backwards in Somalia?. He looks old as hell. Something ain't right. Is it the sun? Or, that pirate steeze? Please explain...because this right here is some Benjamin Button shit!

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At Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 3:58:00 PM EDT , Blogger Phlip said...

Hard life living in hell apparently stands to age one at a higher rate.
I would be willing to believe he is between 16 and 18, but the US folks DEFINITELY want to age him at that so they can execute him.

At Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 4:24:00 PM EDT , Anonymous Anonymous said...

He might as well be finger gunning the camera! idiot


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