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Witches' Brew: "Oh Talent Talent, Where for Art Thou, Talent???" - Bey-nonsense!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

"Oh Talent Talent, Where for Art Thou, Talent???" - Bey-nonsense!


Um I'm really at a lost with this one. Someone somehow stole the raw feed of Beyonce practicing for her Today show appearance and well from the sound of things all I can say is, THANK WHITE JESUS THAT CHILE IS PRETTY! cause whoooo weeeee! dis here sangin is shameful to say the least. She should do silent albums from here on out. I will give it to her though, her lip syncing skills are the shit!!

Brace yourself before listening and put your cats in another room, this shit will scare the kibble outta them! no joke!

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3 Comments:

At Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 6:02:00 PM EDT , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw this video this morning and I have never laughed so hard in my life. See, there's this thing among AVID Beyonce fans (I'm a fan..just not a DIE hard fan) that she sings Live ALL the time. This shit will probably break many hearts. Even the BEST singers have backing tracks. They work WONDERS for off days.

Still, I won't deny the girl has some PIPES and can sing better than HALF these heffa's out right now.

 
At Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 11:12:00 PM EDT , Blogger Jessie said...

Ah, the robot had a malfunction in her CPU. Who's actually surprised? She just needed to be oiled and like, have her hard disk cleaned out. Someone, call Jay.

Ugh.
I don't like her and never ever did (maybe for a second when she was still brunette back in 90sumthin) but I feel for her right here, b/c she can sing this was obviously some kind of bad mic/earpiece situation.

Chuckles in satisfaction despite the pity...

ROBOTS! SHE'S SO GONNA BE MAD b/c of her hyper-perfectionism!

 
At Thursday, April 23, 2009 at 9:42:00 AM EDT , Blogger Phlip said...

If this is the same clip I heard on the radio on the way in the office this morning (can't view the clip from work), then I will offer that she sounded like her hearing aid was malfunctioning.

Howard Stern had gotten ahold of it, and she and her daddy/cheerleading team captain were defending her live singing abilities.

 

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