Brilliant Idea!

I have a confession to make, when I have a little downtime from my 9ish --if I'm having a good hair day and have been to the cleaners--way beyond 5 gig. I enjoy the Google Stalking .

Don't look at me like that, you know you do it too. Enter the name of a friend or foe and if the Google gods are on 'er toes, you'll come up with some heartwarming fact about an ex suitor or homie.

EX: Leroy Jones volunteers at the food shelter once a month.

OR something fantastical that can have you and your friends entertained for weeks

EX: Leroy Jones is now LeRhonda Jones and performs drag shows at the Sausage and Boobs Cabaret every Friday night.

Good times for all!

I however have discovered a flaw in the google search, that I'd like their R&D team to look into.

As awesome as Google is, it doesn't really take into account bad memory for those of us who have had more than 4 dates.

I submit, for your consideration ''HoeGle":

Let's say I put in some distinguishing characteristics "Chunky but Funky dude I met at that club one time, he was studying Kaballah, belonged to so and so frat and enjoyed playing xBox instead of having sex. "HoeGle" does it's thing and comes up with the dirt ''Chunky but Funky is now a tantric sex instructor, with 5 DUI arrests and bad fashion sense.''

HOEGLE, it's a good thing.