Things On the 'Net That Made Me Puke, Today:

Some bama azz bama decided, 'Hey-I've got this hairless Sphinx cat. It would be hawwt to tat it with a Sphinx!!' and then they sniffed some more glue and commenced to tatting.

Psst...PETA, why don't you holler at this schmuck, and don't worry about where we stand on fur?