Celebrity Letter: Dhani Jones

Dear Dhani,

I've been waiting for months to see you tackle the globe again while I think sessy thoughts of sacking you! Well tonight is our night! I hope the show producers got all 319 of my voice mail messages to include more episodes where you're required to unclothe, wrestle, or swim so water can DRIP..ALL..OVER..YOUR..BODY! Anyway, I'll see you at 11pm  tonight for our "date". 

P.S. Call me :)

Love,
A Witch